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Hearts That Strain is the fourth studio album by English indie rock singer-songwriter Jake Bugg. The album was released on 1 September 2017. Bugg has said: \"Albums take you into their own sealed world. This time around I just wanted to write the tunes and record them with great musicians\". The album received mixed reviews from critics.
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