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Lido is the debut album by the English band th' Faith Healers, released in 1992. The band promoted the album in the United States by touring with the Dentists.
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Allon Road is the name given by Israel to Routes 458, 508, and 578 in the West Bank, running roughly south–north along the eastern watershed of the Judaean and Samarian Hills, between Highway 1 near Kfar Adumim east of Jerusalem and Highway 90 at Mehola in the central Jordan Valley.
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