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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?","punchline":"Because it had nobody.","id":396}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call someone with no nose?","punchline":"Nobody knows.","id":224}
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Stuart Fancy is a Papua New Guinean chess FIDE Master (FM).
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