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Arthur Vining Davis was an American industrialist and philanthropist, for many years president, chairman and largest stockholder of the aluminum producer Alcoa.
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Maria Belibasaki is a retired Greek sprinter. At the 2012 Summer Olympics, she competed in the 200 metres and the 100 metres and in the 200 m at the 2016 Summer Olympics. She won the silver medal at the 2018 European Championships in the 400 metres race.
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