{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bear with no teeth?","punchline":"A gummy bear!","id":191}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?","punchline":"A poutine.","id":216}